empirefarts:

lumpawaroospaceprincess:

fergzillar:

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

Context:

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

merelybeing:

LMAO yessss, kate harrison!!!

“SHE’S A LESBIAN. MY BAD!”

bixbiboom:

the-british-pineapple:

gwennovynne:

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

I admire and hate this simultaneously

when you type sire instead of sure

punkfaery:

book legolas is pretty cool but film legolas reminds me of one of those incredibly beautiful, incredibly stupid long haired pedigree dogs that you sometimes see in grooming parlours having their claws painted purple. like you could just pick him up and look into his eyes and there would be nothing going on behind them. film legolas has the elvish version of elevator music playing in his head at all times and i honestly love it

8ayonetta:

britzophrenia:

I DONT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF WALUIGI

boringangel:

niqabisinparis:

snout:

hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there

not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation

ten mins after u walk out

dabsquat:

when you see a leaf on my hair

• don’t remove leaf
• leave it
  
• don’t take it away
• i don’t care if it’s huge
• the leaf chose me
• it’s my crown
• it’s my leaf
• we are one

thetaxedermy-ofyouandme:

butchmachine:

switchbladesounds:

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

Holy shit

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

ankle-beez:

irlbop:

It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.

I cannot wait.

nintendo-box:

red-wyvern:

I really can’t decide what gaming chair to get HELP

bunieboo:

weeniebagel:

pochowek:

weeniebagel:

pochowek:

You spent your most impressionable teenhood days playing fallout new vegas and left 4 dead 2 thats why you all roleplay southerners on the internet. yall this yall that

jokes on you dumbass city slickers i actually am southern

haha people look hes actually southern